Total eclipse of the Honkey -- A Team Billy post

And so it came to pass that the Bulls Deep crew held it's first (hopefully annual) Almost-MLK-Day-Blacktacular. A good time was had by all and jive turkeys were not tolerated.

Most ironically on that day, the only physically black person missed out on most of the festivities. Yes, Team Bj got stuck at work firmly under the thumb of the man. As such, he missed Black Devil Doll. This was shameful because this movie played out kind of like a glorified autobiography of Team Bj. Much like Black Devil Doll, Team Bj is a little on the short side, is all about black power and loves having sex with dead white chicks. Ha ha, just kidding y'all. Bj isn't really that big into Black Power.

He did make it to the special midnight showing of Black Dynamite at the lovely Inwood Theater in Dallas. I am officially naming Black Dynamite as the greatest movie of all-time for 2010. Even though I'm not black, never had a brother, never fought in Vietnam, never loved up five women at once and do not know kung fu, I can't help but see my life story in that movie.